I was cleaning out the inbox, and I found this in an e-mail from hailmaryjane.com. I have never thought of my own stoner bucket list, but going to Amsterdam is definitely near the top of that list…Remember, this is A top ten list, not MY top ten list:
20. Use a vaporizer to get high
19. Build a giant “Scooby Doo”-esque sandwich
18. Buy your pot from the shadiest spot imaginable
17. Hit up a Bob Marley cover band show
16. Watch five classic stoner movies in one sitting
15. Paint or draw a picture while high
14. Eat a pot brownie, or, for the advanced, a fancy pot dessert treat
13. Smoke within 100 feet of a police station
12. Stare at a midget
11. Break out the Gravity Bong
10. Get high on a hot air balloon
9. Find someone new to smoke kiss
8. Take someones pot virginity
7. Smoke with a relative, preferably an older one
6. Have sex while high
5. Combine three “classic” stoner foods to form a Megazord snack
4. Get high at a transcendently beautiful location
3. See any of those big Vegas shows
2. Go to an amusement park of your choice, Disneyland being tops
1. Make the pilgrimage to the mecca of pot, Amsterdam
