Stoners are some of my favorite people in the world. They are resourceful, innovative, and they come up with some of the wildest ideas around. There is something about being stoned that brings out the most creative sides of people. It also brings out the hungriest and (sometimes) laziest parts of people too. When you are stoned you just want to chill and eat something.
Before you read this list I will give my disclaimer, I don’t know for certain that everyone who invented the products are this list were stoners. This is just speculation but pretty undeniable speculation at that.
Here are 12 inventions that were almost certainly created by someone who was blazing.
George Foreman Grill – Anything that can cook up meat this quickly, easily, and thoroughly had to have been created by a stoner. We need as many assorted munchies as we can have in as short a time as possible.
Multiple disk CD changers – For when you need to hear that track and you just DON’T feel like moving anywhere to change the CD.
Remote controls – Maybe the most important invention for stoners ever for obvious reasons. If it wasn’t for this, you would probably never change your channel, ever.
Recliners – Being comfortable during high times is essential.
Microwave Ovens – This was made by stoners for stoners. Similarly to the George Foreman Grill, fast and easy food is always a good thing.
Vending Machines – More quick and easy food, especially if you do it like these guys do it.
Clips – Any kind of clip can be used for roaches. I don’t even know that they have any other use.
Caller ID – There is nothing worse than picking up the phone while your high and it is someone you DON’T want to talk to like someone who talks too much or your boss.
Silly Putty – You have to be high to come up with some shit like this.
Lighter Leash – Stoners lose lighters like nobodies business. This is the best way for you to offer someone your lighter and make sure you get it back.
iRobot – These automatic vacuum thing are perfect for when your high but someone knocks over the ashtray.
Key ringer – Stoners have the tendency of losing things frequently. Just hope that you are not the ass that is searching for his keys with the key thing that beeps to let you know where they are, and they are right in your other hand.