If you’ve got a slow cooker, follow the same procedure but allow it to cook for as long as you can be bothered (I normally do it overnight). You really get a ridiculous bang for your bud this way. Prepare for quite a smelly house though.
Pretty good stuff except Samuel L. Jackson says that the shit separates because “oil is thicker than water, the water will separate from the motherfucking water and gather on the motherfucking surface.” This is fucking wrong. They separate because of hydrofuckingphobicity. Learn the motherfucking chemistry. That being said, the butter rises to the top because of motherfucking “thickness” (density). Motherfucking Royale with Butter.
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What’s good Greenies and welcome to another tasty Tainted Tuesday from me, ThisBuds4You. This week we’re going to get stoned for breakfast by making my favorite breakfast food, waffles. Some folks like waffles with syrup and butter, others like it with fruit topping. I like my waffles looking like dessert n shit; covered in strawberries, powdered sugar, whipped cream and chocolate sauce. Ya know what, come to think of it, I guess that’s how I like my ladies, too
What We’ll Need:
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup well-shaken buttermilk (if you don’t have buttermilk you can substitute with 1 cup of milk and 1 tablespoon of either white vinegar or lemon juice)
43 grams of cannabutter (3 tablespoons), melted and cooled to room temperature
1 large egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Vegetable oil for waffle iron
this recipe makes about 2 waffles and can easily be doubled
Special equipment needed: a waffle iron (preferably Belgian-style)
Accompaniment(s): syrup, whipped cream, strawberries, bananas, ice cream, chocolate sauce and butter to name a few
CANNABUTTER recipe is here
Put oven rack in middle position and put a large metal cooling rack directly on it. Preheat oven to 250°F and preheat waffle iron.
Whisk together flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in a large bowl.
Whisk together buttermilk, melted cannabutter, vanilla and egg in another bowl, then whisk into flour mixture until just combined.
Brush hot waffle iron lightly with vegetable oil and pour a slightly rounded 1/2 cup of batter into each waffle mold. Cook waffles according to manufacturer’s instructions until golden and cooked through, about 3 minutes. Transfer as cooked to rack in oven to keep warm, keeping waffles in 1 layer to stay crisp. Make more waffles in same manner. Top with your favorite toppings and destroy that shit, it’s delicious! ENJOY!
This spicy grilled burger recipe is one of the few instances where I use actual ground bud in the recipe. With so much else going on flavor-wise, it blends right into the burger mix. Quick, easy and no need to make butter, oil or concentrates. Smoky chipotle chiles can add heat as well as flavor, so add more or less than the recommended amount depending on your tolerance for burn. Makes 4 burgers, 1 burger per serving.
1 1/2 pounds semi-lean ground beef
1 1/2 teaspoons minced garlic
1 or 2 canned chipotle chiles in adobo sauce, minced
2 grams finely ground bud
2 teaspoons dried oregano
1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon salt
3/4 teaspoon black pepper
4 slices Jack cheese
4 hamburger buns
Salt and pepper to taste
Assorted burger condiments
Place the ground beef, garlic, chipotle chiles, ground bud, oregano, mustard, chili powder, salt and pepper in a large bowl. Use clean hands to mix until all ingredients are evenly incorporated. Divide mixture into quarters and form each quarter into a large patty about 1-inch thick. Season the outside of the patties with salt and pepper. Grill on a grate brushed with oil over a medium-high fire until done to your liking, about 6 minutes per side for medium. Top each burger with a slice of cheese during the last minute or so of cooking time. When ready transfer burgers to buns and serve immediately with your favorite burger toppings.
Courtesy of the fine people at freeculturemag.com