What a Marijuana Judge Looks For When Reviewing A Strain

by Matt Mernagh – Monday, July 11 2011

On Tuesday, July 12 I will reach a marijuana review milestone. Having pen & published 150 marijuana reviews. That includes marijuana photo galleries too. The last two reviews published, Cindy Bubbles and DJ Short’s Blueberry were donation from cannabis growers I know. From their personal head stash. Review 150 is another personal grower donation. Their samples were awesome. l am developing an excellent nug network of people who want to show off their efforts. Always looking for more. You can send your product to be reviewed to 1161 St. Clair Ave West, Toronto, ON, M6E 1B2.
I always write my reviews under the influence of the marijuana being reviewed. Usually rocking out on Blip to get the beat of my words down. If I had it together I would return to my original career as a music critic and do cannabis and album reviews. Rock out to a album to be reviewed while vaporizing marijuana also being reviewed. My influence is to take a music critic approach to my weed reviews. With a bit of food critic thrown in. Note, the music critic is sent everything. Developing a pallet takes time. Publicists pester professional critics (not food ones), offer dinners, passes and the like to curry favor. If weed arrived around here at the pace music, movies and other culture sent to alt-weeklies like NOW I’d have to hire a staff.
It’s more difficult to be critical with weed because it’s generally all very, very, good. The people handing me buds are proud of their homegrown grass. They want to show someone who will appreciate it by photographing and blogging their senses. In other words I’m getting cream.
Rarely am I afforded an opportunity to review the same strain twice. I’ve had a few strains several times now. Especially my favorite Jean Guy. I can even identify her.
Then exactly what are we judging? The grower, the genetics or the bud. Or combination of all three. I believe all of the above. Some weed is well grown, but doesn’t do diddly for my health condition or have a solid marijuana high. Then there’s weed that works for me and isn’t well grown. Flush your plants! Breeders do produce strains that do just suck Cartman’s balls.
Marijuana grown by two different people will produce different results. Based on skill level, nutrients and soil. Presuming both received equal genetics. One growers seed maybe fresh and vibrant while another receives old tired beans.
A goal we have is to hold a grower competition involving the same strain. Everyone picks up their clone on the same day and returns 90 later with finished result. With the clone producer not allowed to compete as they grew the mother plant.

List of Marijuana Slang Terms

This has to be the most complete list of slang terms on the planet.  Figured it was worth sharing.  Thanks again hailmaryjane.com:

The Office of National Drug Policy has a few slang and colloquial terms for marijuana I was unfamiliar with. As a weed blogger, this is inexcusable, but I’m notoriously uncreative, plus I’m not prowling the streets for junk schwag in NYC (delivery for life!). Find out every slang word ever uttered about marijuana from “A-Bomb” to “Zoom,” and other terms you had no idea our government was using to describe weed, pot, nugget, sticky icky, marijuana or…Jeesh they’re ridiculous. Peep them after the jump and impress your friends with “dope” new slang.

3750	Marijuana and crack rolled in a joint
420	Marijuana use
51	Combination of crack cocaine with marijuana or tobacco
A-bomb	Marijuana cigarette with heroin or opium
Acapulco gold	Marijuana from S.W. Mexico; marijuana
Acapulco red	Marijuana
Ace	Marijuana cigarette; PCP
Afgani indica	Marijuana
African	Marijuana
African black	Marijuana
African bush	Marijuana
African woodbine	Marijuana cigarette
Airhead	Marijuana user
Airplane	Marijuana
Alice B. Toklas	Marijuana brownie
Amp	Amphetamine; marijuana dipped in formaldehyde or embalming fluid, sometimes laced with PCP and smoked
Amp joint	Marijuana cigarette laced with some form of narcotic
Angola	Marijuana
Are you anywhere?	Do you use marijuana?
Ashes	Marijuana
Assassin of Youth	Marijuana
Astro turf	Marijuana
Atom bomb	Marijuana mixed with heroin
Atshitshi	Marijuana
Aunt Mary	Marijuana
B	Amount of marijuana to fill a matchbox
B-40	Cigar laced with marijuana and dipped in malt liquor
Baby	Marijuana
Baby bhang	Marijuana
Babysitter	Marijuana
Bad seed	Marijuana combined with peyote; heroin
Bag	Container for drugs; a package of drugs, usually marijuana or heroin; a person’s favorite drug
Baker	Person who smokes marijuana
Bale	Marijuana
Bamba	Marijuana
Bambalacha	Marijuana
Bammies	A poor quality of marijuana
Bammy	Marijuana
Banano	Marijuana or tobacco cigarettes laced with cocaine
Bar	Marijuana
Bash	Marijuana
Basuco (Spanish)	Cocaine; Coca paste residue sprinkled on regular or marijuna cigarette
Bazooka	Cocaine; combination of crack and marijuana; crack and tobacco combined in a joint; coca paste and marijuana
BC bud	Marijuana from British Columbia; synonymous with any high-grade marijuana from Canada
Beedies	Cigarettes from India (resemble marijuana joints/vehicle for other drugs)
Belyando spruce	Marijuana
Bhang	Marijuana, Indian term
Bite one’s lips	To smoke marijuana
Black	Marijuana; opium; methamphetamine
Black bart	Marijuana
Black ganga	Marijuana resin
Black gold	High potency marijuana
Black gungi	Marijuana from India
Black gunion	Marijuana
Black mo/black moat	Highly potent marijuana
Black mote	Marijuana mixed with honey
Black rock	Crack Cocaine
Blanket	Marijuana cigarette
Blast	Cocaine; Smoke crack; Marijuana; smoke marijuana or crack
Blast a joint	To smoke marijuana
Blast a roach	To smoke marijuana
Blast a stick	To smoke marijuana
Blaxing	Smoking marijuana
Blazing	Smoking marijuana
Block	Marijuana
Blonde	Marijuana
Blow	Cocaine; to inhale cocaine; to smoke marijuana; to inject heroin
Blow a stick	To smoke marijuana
Blow one’s roof	To smoke marijuana
Blowing smoke	Marijuana
Blue de hue	Marijuana from Vietnam
Blue sage	Marijuana
Blue sky blond	High potency marijuna from Colombia
Blunt	Marijuana inside a cigar; cocaine and marijuana inside a cigar
Bo	Marijuana
Bo-bo	Marijuana
Bobo bush	Marijuana
Bogart a joint	Salivate on a marijuana cigarette; refuse to share
Bohd	Marijuana; PCP
Bomb	Crack; heroin; large marijuana cigarette; high potency heroin
Bomber	Marijuana cigarette
Bone	Marijuana; $50 piece of crack; high purity heroin
Bong	Pipe used to smoke marijuana
Boo	Marijuana; methamphetamine
Boo boo bama	Marijuana
Boom	Marijuana
Boot the gong	To smoke marijuana
Brick	Crack Cocaine; cocaine; marijuana; 1 kilogram of marijuana
Broccoli	Marijuana
Brown	Marijuana; heroin; methamphetamine
Bubble gum	Cocaine; crack cocaine; marijuana from Tennessee
Bud	Marijuana
Buda	Marijuana; a high-grade marijuana joint filled with crack
Buddha	Potent marijuana spiked with opium
Bullyon	Marijuana
Burn one	To smoke marijuana
Burnie	Marijuana
Bush	Marijuana; cocaine; PCP
Butter	Marijuana; crack
Butter flower	Marijuana
C.S.	Marijuana
Cam trip	High potency marijuana
Cambodian red/Cam red	Marijuana from Cambodia
Can	Marijuana; 1 ounce
Canade	Heroin/marijuana combination
Canadian black	Marijuana
Canamo	Marijuana
Canappa	Marijuana
Cancelled stick	Marijuana cigarette
Candy blunt	Blunts dipped in cough syrup
Candy sticks	Marijuana cigarettes laced with powdered cocaine
Cannabis tea	Marijuana
Carmabis	Marijuana
Cartucho (Spanish)	Package of marijuana cigarettes
Catnip	Marijuana cigarette
Caviar	Combination of cocaine and marijuana; Crack Cocaine
Cavite all star	Marijuana
Cest	Marijuana
Champagne	Combination of cocaine and marijuana
Charas	Marijuana from India
Charge	Marijuana
Chase	To smoke cocaine; to smoke marijuana
Cheeba	Marijuana
Cheeo	Marijuana
Chemo	Marijuana
Chiba chiba	High potency marijuana from Colombia
Chicago black	Marijuana, term from Chicago
Chicago green	Marijuana
Chiefing	To smoke marijuana
Chillum	An object used to smoke opium, hashish, and marijuana
Chips	Tobacco or marijuana cigarettes laced with PCP
Chira	Marijuana
Chocolate	Marijuana; opium; amphetamine
Chocolate Thai	Marijuana
Christmas bud	Marijuana
Christmas tree	Marijuana; amphetamine; methamphetamine; depressant
Chronic	Marijuana; marijuana mixed with crack
Chunky	Marijuana
Churus	Marijuana
Citrol	High potency marijuana, from Nepal
Clam bake	Sitting inside a car or other small, enclosed space and smoking marijuana
Clicker	Crack mixed with PCP; marijuana dipped in formaldehyde and smoked
Clickums	A marijuana cigarette laced with PCP.
Climb	Marijuana cigarette
Cochornis	Marijuana
Cocktail	Combination of crack and marijuana; cigarette laced with cocaine or crack; partially smoked marijuana cigarette inserted in regular cigarette; to smoke cocaine in a cigarette
Cocoa puff	To smoke cocaine and marijuana
Colas	Marijuana
Coli	Marijuana
Coliflor tostao (Spanish)	Marijuana
Colombian	Marijuana
Colorado cocktail	Marijuana
Columbus black	Marijuana
Cosa (Spanish)	Marijuana
Crack back	Marijuana and crack
Crack bash	Combination of crack cocaine and marijuana
Crazy weed	Marijuana
Cripple	Marijuana cigarette
Crying weed	Marijuana
Cryppie	Marijuana
Cryptonie	Marijuana
Cubes	Marijuana tablets; crack cocaine
Culican	High potency marijuana from Mexico
Dagga	Marijuana from South Africa
Dank	Marijuana; the practice of lacing cigarettes with formaldehyde
Dawamesk	Marijuana
Dew	Marijuana
Diablito (Spanish)	Combination of crack cocaine and marijuana in a joint
Diambista	Marijuana
Dimba	Marijuana from West Africa
Ding	Marijuana
Dinkie dow	Marijuana
Dipped joints	Marijuana combined with PCP and formaldehyde
Dips	Marijuana joints dipped in PCP (phencyclidine)
Dirt grass	Inferior quality marijuana
Dirties	Marijuana cigarettes with powder cocaine added to them
Dirty joints	Combination of crack cocaine and marijuana
Ditch	Marijuana
Ditch weed	Inferior quality marijuana
Djamba	Marijuana
Do a joint	Marijuana
Dody	Marijuana
Domestic	Locally grown marijuana
Don jem	Marijuana
Don Juan	Marijuana
Dona Juana (Spanish)	Marijuana
Dona Juanita (Spanish)	Marijuana
Donk	Marijuana/PCP combination
Doob	Marijuana
Doobee	Marijuana
Doobie/dubbe/duby	Marijuana
Dope	Marijuana; heroin; any other drug
Dope smoke	To smoke marijuana
Doradilla	Marijuana
Draf	Marijuana; ecstasy, with cocaine
Draf weed	Marijuana
Drag weed	Marijuana
Dry high	Marijuana
Dube	Marijuana
Duby	Marijuana
Durong	Marijuana
Duros (Spanish)	Marijuana
Dust	Marijuana mixed with various chemicals; cocaine; heroin; PCP
Dust blunt	Marijuana/PCP combination
Dusting	Adding PCP, heroin, or another drug to marijuana; Using inhalants
Earth	Marijuana cigarette
El diablito (Spanish)	Cocaine, marijuana, heroin and PCP
El diablo (Spanish)	Cocaine, marijuana and heroin
El Gallo (“rooster”)	Marijuana
Elephant	Marijuana; PCP
Endo	Marijuana
Esra	Marijuana
Fallbrook redhair	Marijuana, term from Fallbrook, CA
Fatty	Marijuana cigarette
Feed bag	Container for marijuana
Feeling	Marijuana
Fiend	Someone who smokes marijuana alone
Fine stuff	Marijuana
Finger	Marijuana cigarette
Finger lid	Marijuana
Fir	Marijuana
Fire it up	To smoke marijuana
Firewood	Marijuana
Flower	Marijuana
Flower tops	Marijuana
Fly Mexican airlines	To smoke marijuana
Fraho/frajo	Marijuana
Frios (Spanish)	Marijuana laced with PCP
Fry	Marijuana cigarettes dipped in embalming fluid, sometimes also laced with PCP; Crack Cocaine
Fry daddy	Crack and marijuana; cigarette laced with crack; marijuana joint laced with crack
Fry sticks	Marijuana cigarettes dipped in embalming fluid, sometimes also laced with PCP
Fu	Marijuana
Fuel	Marijuana mixed with insecticides; PCP
Fuma D’Angola (Portugese)	Marijuana
Gage/gauge	Marijuana
Gange	Marijuana
Gangster	Marijuana; person who uses or manufactures methamphetamine
Ganja	Marijuana; term from Jamaica
Ganoobies	State of being stoned and laughing uncontrollably
Garbage	Inferior quality marijuana; low quality heroin
Gash	Marijuana
Gasper	Marijuana cigarette
Gasper stick	Marijuana cigarette
Gauge butt	Marijuana
Geek	Crack mixed with marijuana
Geek-joints	Cigarettes or cigars filled with tobacco and crack; a marijuana cigarette laced with crack or powdered cocaine
Get a gage up	To smoke marijuana
Get high	To smoke marijuana
Get the wind	To smoke marijuana
Ghana	Marijuana
Giggle smoke	Marijuana
Giggle weed	Marijuana
Gimmie	Crack and marijuana; marijuana joint laced with crack
Go loco	To smoke marijuana
Goblet of jam	Marijuana
Gold	Marijuana; Crack Cocaine; heroin
Gold star	Marijuana
Golden	Marijuana
Golden leaf	Very high quality marijuana
Gong	Marijuana; opium
Gonj	Marijuana
Good butt	Marijuana cigarette
Good giggles	Marijuana
Good stuff	High potency drug, especially marijuana
Goody-goody	Marijuana
Goof butt	Marijuana cigarette
Gorge	Marijuana
Grass	Marijuana
Grass brownies	Marijuana
Grasshopper	Marijuana
Grata	Marijuana
Greek	Combination of marijuana and powder cocaine
Green	Inferior quality marijuana; ketamine; PCP
Green buds	Marijuana
Green goddess	Marijuana
Greens	Marijuana
Greeter	Marijuana
Gremmies	Combination of cocaine and marijuana
Greta	Marijuana
Griefo	Marijuana
Griefs	Marijuana
Grifa (Spanish)	Marijuana
Griff	Marijuana
Griffa	Marijuana
Griffo	Marijuana
Grow(s)	Marijuana growing operations (indoor and outdoor)
Gunga	Marijuana
Gungeon	Marijuana
Gungun	Marijuana
Gunja	Marijuana
Gyve	Marijuana cigarette
Haircut	Marijuana
Hanhich	Marijuana
Happy cigarette	Marijuana cigarette
Happy stick	Marijuana and PCP combination
Harsh	Marijuana
Has	Marijuana
Hawaiian	Very high potency marijuana
Hawaiian Black	Marijuana
Hawaiian homegrown hay	Marijuana
Hay	Marijuana
Hay butt	Marijuana cigarette
Herb	Marijuana
Herb and Al	Marijuana and alcohol
Herba	Marijuana
Hit	To smoke marijuana; marijuana cigarette; Crack Cocaine
Hit the hay	To smoke marijuana
Hocus	Marijuana; opium
Homegrown	Marijuana
Honey blunts	Marijuana cigars sealed with honey
Hooch	Marijuana
Hooter	Cocaine; marijuana
Hot stick	Marijuana cigarette
Hydro	Amphetamine; high quality methamphetamine; marijuana; methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA); marijuana grown in water (hydroponic)
Hydrogrows	Indoor marijuana growing operations
Illies	Marijuana dipped in PCP
Illing	Marijuana dipped in PCP
Illy	Marijuana cigarettes soaked in embalming fluid and dried
Indian boy	Marijuana
Indian hay	Marijuana from India
Indian hemp	Marijuana
Indica	Species of cannabis, found in hot climate, grows 3.5 to 4 feet
Indo	Marijuana term from Northern CA
Indonesian bud	Marijuana; opium
Instaga	Marijuana
Instagu	Marijuana
J	Marijuana cigarette
Jamaican gold	Marijuana
Jamaican red hair	Marijuana
Jane	Marijuana
Jay	Marijuana cigarette
Jay smoke	Marijuana
Jefferson airplane	Used match cut in half to hold a partially smoked marijuana cigarette
Jim Jones	Marijuana laced with cocaine and PCP
Jive	Marijuana; heroin; drugs
Jive stick	Marijuana
Joint	Marijuana cigarette
Jolly green	Marijuana
Joy smoke	Marijuana
Joy stick	Marijuana cigarette; marijuana and PCP combination
Ju-ju	Marijuana cigarette
Juan Valdez (Spanish)	Marijuana
Juanita (Spanish)	Marijuana
Juice joint	Marijuana cigarette sprinkled with crack
Juja	Marijuana
Jumbos	Large vials of crack sold on the streets; marijuana mixed with crack
K2/Spice	Olive-colored plant material sold as incense laced with synthetic cannabinoid mimicking compounds (most notably HU-210 and JWH-018)
Kabak	Marijuana; Turkish marijuana
Kaff	Very potent marijuana from Morocco, Lebanon and other Arab/Middle Eastern countries
Kalakit	Marijuana
Kali	Marijuana
Kansas Grass	Marijuana
Kate bush	Marijuana
Kawaii electric	Marijuana
Kaya	Marijuana
KB	Marijuana
Kee	Marijuana
Kentucky blue	Marijuana
Key	Marijuana
KGB (killer green bud)	Marijuana
Khayf	Very potent marijuana from Morocco, Lebanon and other Arab/Middle Eastern countries
Ki	Marijuana
Kick stick	Marijuana cigarette
Kief	Very potent marijuana from Morocco, Lebanon and other Arab/Middle Eastern countries
Kiff	Marijuana cigarette; very potent marijuana from Morocco, Lebanon and other Arab/Middle Eastern countries
Killer	Marijuana; PCP
Killer green bud	Marijuana
Killer weed	Marijuana
Killer weed (1980′s)	Marijuana and PCP
Kilter	Marijuana
Kind	Marijuana
Kind bud	High quality marijuana
King bud	Marijuana
Kona gold	Marijuana
Krippy	Marijuana
Kryptonite	Crack cocaine; marijuana
Kumba	Marijuana
Kush	Marijuana
L.L.	Marijuana
Lace	Cocaine and marijuana
Lakbay diva	Marijuana
Laughing grass	Marijuana
Laughing weed	Marijuana
Leaf	Cocaine; Marijuana
Leak	Marijuana/PCP combination
Leno (Spanish)	Marijuana
LG (Lime Green)	Marijuana
Lid	1 ounce of marijuana
Light stuff	Marijuana
Lima	Marijuana
Liprimo	Marijuana and crack rolled in a joint
Little smoke	Marijuana; LSD; psilocybin/psilocin
Llesca	Marijuana
Loaf	Marijuana
Lobo	Marijuana
Loco (Spanish)	Marijuana
Loco Weed (Spanish)	Marijuana
Locoweed	Marijuana
Log	Marijuana cigarette; PCP
Loose shank	Marijuana
Love boat	Marijuana dipped in formaldehyde; PCP; blunts mixed with marijuana and heroin; blunts mixed with marijuana and PCP
Love leaf	Marijuana/PCP combination
Love weed	Marijuana
Loveboat	PCP; combination of PCP and marijuana
Lovelies	Marijuana laced with PCP
Lubage	Marijuana
M	Marijuana; morphine
M.J.	Marijuana
M.O.	Marijuana
M.U.	Marijuana
Macaroni	Marijuana
Macaroni and Cheese	$5 pack of marijuana and a dime bag of cocaine
Machinery	Marijuana
Macon	Marijuana
Maconha	Marijuana
Mafu (Spanish)	Marijuana
Magic smoke	Marijuana
Manhattan silver	Marijuana
Mari	Marijuana cigarette
Marimba (Spanish)	Marijuana
Mary	Marijuana
Mary and Johnny	Marijuana
Mary Ann	Marijuana
Mary Jane	Marijuana
Mary Jonas	Marijuana
Mary Warner	Marijuana
Mary Weaver	Marijuana
Matchbox	1/4 ounce of marijuana or 6 marijuana cigarettes
Maui wauie	Marijuana from Hawaii
Maui-wowie	Marijuana; methamphetamine
Meg	Marijuana
Megg	Marijuana cigarette
Meggie	Marijuana
Messorole	Marijuana
Mexican brown	Marijuana; heroin
Mexican green	Marijuana
Mexican locoweed	Marijuana
Mexican red	Marijuana
Mighty mezz	Marijuana cigarette
Mo	Marijuana; powder cocaine
Modams	Marijuana
Mohasky	Marijuana
Mohasty	Marijuana
Monte	Marijuana from South America
Mooca/moocah	Marijuana
Mooster	Marijuana
Moota/mutah	Marijuana
Mooters	Marijuana cigarette
Mootie	Marijuana
Mootos	Marijuana
Mor a grifa	Marijuana
Mota/moto (Spanish)	Marijuana
Mother	Marijuana
Mow the grass	To smoke marijuana
Mu	Marijuana
Muggie	Marijuana
Muggle	Marijuana
Muggles	Marijuana
Muta	Marijuana
Mutha	Marijuana
Nail	Marijuana cigarette
Nigra	Marijuana
Northern lights	Marijuana from Canada
Number	Marijuana cigarette
O.J.	Marijuana
Oolies	Marijuana cigarettes laced with crack
Ozone	Marijuana, PCP and crack cigarette; marijuana cigarette; PCP
P-dogs	Combination of cocaine and marijuana
P.R.	Panama Red
Pack	Marijuana; heroin
Pack a bowl	Marijuana
Pack of rocks	Marijuana cigarette
Pakaloco	Marijuana (“crazy tobacco”)
Pakalolo	Marijuana
Pakistani black	Marijuana
Panama cut	Marijuana
Panama gold	Marijuana
Panama red	Marijuana
Panatella	Large marijuana cigarette
Paper blunts	Marijuana within a paper casing rather than a tobacco leaf casing
Parsley	Marijuana combined with PCP
Pasto (Spanish)	Marijuana
Pat	Marijuana
Philly blunts	Marijuana
Pin	Marijuana
Pipe	Crack pipe; marijuana pipe; vein into which a drug is injected; mix drugs with other substances
Pocket rocket	Marijuana; marijuana cigarette
Pod	Marijuana
Poke	Marijuana; to smoke marijuana
Pot	Marijuana
Potlikker	Marijuana
Potten bush	Marijuana
Premos	Marijuana joints laced with crack cocaine
Prescription	Marijuana cigarette
Pretendica	Marijuana
Pretendo	Marijuana
Primo	Crack; marijuana mixed with cocaine; crack and heroin; heroin, cocaine and tobacco
Primo square	A marijuana joint laced with crack
Primo turbo	Combination of crack cocaine and marijuana
Puff the dragon	To smoke marijuana
Purple haze	LSD; crack cocaine; marijuana
Queen Ann’s lace	Marijuana
Ragweed	Inferior quality marijuana; heroin
Railroad weed	Marijuana
Rainy day woman	Marijuana
Rangood	Marijuana grown wild
Rasta weed	Marijuana
Red bud	Marijuana
Red cross	Marijuana
Red dirt	Marijuana
Reefer	Marijuana
Reefers	Marijuana cigarette
Righteous bush	Marijuana
Rip	Marijuana
Roach	Butt of marijuana cigarette
Roach clip	Holds partially smoked marijuana cigarette
Roacha	Marijuana
Roasting	Smoking marijuana
Rockets	Marijuana cigarette
Rompums	Marijuana with horse tranquilizers
Root	Marijuana
Rope	Marijuana; rohypnol
Rose marie	Marijuana
Rough stuff	Marijuana
Rubia (Spanish)	Marijuana
Ruderalis	Species of cannabis, found in Russia, grows 1 to 2.5 feet
Rugs	Marijuana
Salad	Marijuana
Salt and pepper	Marijuana
Sandwich bag	$40 bag of marijuana
Santa Marta (Spanish)	Marijuana
Sasfras	Marijuana
Sativa	Species of cannabis, found in cool, damp climate, grows up to 18 feet
Schwagg	Marijuana
Scissors	Marijuana
Scrub	Marijuana
Seeds	Marijuana
Sen	Marijuana
Sess	Marijuana
Sezz	Marijuana
Shake	Marijuana; powder cocaine
Sherman stick	Crack cocaine combined with marijuana in a blunt
Shotgun	Inhaling marijuana smoke forced into one’s mouth by another’s exhaling
Siddi	Marijuana
Sinse (Spanish)	Marijuana
Sinsemilla	Potent variety marijuana
Skunk	Marijuana; heroin
Skunkweed	Marijuana
Smoke	Marijuana; Crack Cocaine; heroin and crack
Smoke a bowl	Marijuana
Smoke Canada	Marijuana
Snop	Marijuana
Spark it up	To smoke marijuana
Speedboat	Marijuana, PCP, and crack combined and smoked
Spice/K2	Olive-colored plant material sold as incense laced with synthetic cannabinoid mimicking compounds (most notably HU-210 and JWH-018)
Spliff	Large marijuana cigarette
Splim	Marijuana
Splitting	Rolling marijuana and cocaine into a single joint
Square mackerel	Marijuana, term from Florida
Squirrel	Combination of PCP and marijuana, sprinkled with cocaine and smoked; marijuana, PCP, and crack combined and smoked; LSD
Stack	Marijuana
Stems	Marijuana
Stick	Marijuana; PCP
Sticky icky	Marijuana
Stink weed	Marijuana
Stoney weed	Marijuana
Straw	Marijuana cigarette
Sugar weed	Marijuana
Super grass	PCP; marijuana with PCP; marijuana
Super pot	Marijuana
Swag	Marijuana
Sweet Lucy	Marijuana
Swishers	Cigars in which tobacco is replaced with marijuana
Syrup	Combination of marijuana and cough syrup
T	Cocaine; Marijuana
Taima	Marijuana
Takkouri	Marijuana
Tea	Marijuana; PCP
Tea Party	To smoke marijuana
Tex-mex	Marijuana
Texas pot	Marijuana
Texas tea	Marijuana
Thai sticks	Bundles of marijuana soaked in hashish oil; marijuana buds bound on short sections of bamboo
Thirteen	Marijuana
Thirty-eight	Crack sprinkled on marijuana
Thumb	Marijuana
Tin	Container for marijuana
Tio	Cocaine-laced marijuana cigarette
Toke	To inhale cocaine; to smoke marijuana; marijuana
Toke up	To smoke marijuana
Torch	Marijuana
Torch up	To smoke marijuana
Torpedo	Marijuana and crack
Trauma	Marijuana
Tray	$3 bag of marijuana
Trees	Marijuana
Triple A	Marijuana from British Columbia
Trupence bag	Marijuana
Turbo	Marijuana and crack
Tustin	Marijuana
Twist	Marijuana cigarette
Twistum	Marijuana cigarette
Unotque	Marijuana
Up against the stem	Addicted to smoking marijuana
Vega	A cigar wrapping refilled with marijuana
Viper	Marijuana smoker
Viper’s weed	Marijuana
Wac	PCP on marijuana
Wacky weed	Marijuana
Wake and Bake	Marijuana
Water	Blunts; methamphetamine; PCP; a mixture of marijuana and other substances within a cigar; Gamma hydroxybutyrate (GHB)
Water-water	Marijuana cigarettes dipped in embalming fluid, sometimes also laced with PCP
Weed	Marijuana; PCP
Weed tea	Marijuana
Wet	Blunts mixed with marijuana and PCP; methamphetamine; marijuana cigarettes soaked in PCP (“embalming fluid”) and dried
Wet daddies	Marijuana joints that are dipped in formaldehyde, often mixed with PCP
Wet sticks	Marijuana combined with PCP and formaldehyde
Whack	Crack Cocaine; heroin and PCP; Crack/PCP mixture or marijuana laced with insecticides
Whackatabacky	Marijuana
Wheat	Marijuana
White Russian	Marijuana
White-haired lady	Marijuana
Wicky	Combination of powder cocaine, PCP and marijuana
Wicky stick	PCP, marijuana, and crack
Wollie	Rocks of crack rolled into a marijuana cigarette or in a cigar
Woo blunts	Marijuana; marijuana combined with cocaine
Woola blunt	Marijuana and heroin combination
Woolah	Hollowed out cigar refilled with marijuana and crack
Woolas	Cigarettes laced with cocaine; crack sprinkled on marijuana cigarette
Woolie	Marijuana and heroin combination; marijuana and crack cocaine combination
Woolie blunt	Combination of crack cocaine and marijuana
Woolies	Marijuana and crack or PCP
Wooly blunts	Marijuana and crack or PCP
Wooties	Crack smoked in marijuana joints
X	Marijuana; amphetamine; methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA)
Yeh	Marijuana
Yellow submarine	Marijuana
Yen pop	Marijuana
Yeola	Marijuana and crack
Yerba (Spanish)	Marijuana
Yerba mala (Spanish)	PCP and marijuana
Yerhia	Marijuana
Yesca	Marijuana
Yesco	Marijuana
Zacatecas purple	Marijuana from Mexico
Zambi	Marijuana
Zay	A mixture of marijuana and other substances within a cigar; blunts
Zig Zag man	Marijuana; LSD; marijuana rolling papers
Zol	Marijuana cigarette
Zooie	Holds butt of marijuana cigarette
Zoom	Marijuana laced with PCP; PCP

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Man gets 4 years in Calif.-to-Ohio pot scheme

COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) — A man has been sentenced in a federal court in Ohio to four years in prison and must pay a $10,000 fine for his role in a scheme to fly thousands of pounds of marijuana from California to Ohio in suitcases.

Six people have either pleaded guilty or indicated they’ll plead guilty since authorities broke up the $3 million operation last year.

 Thirty-three-year-old Christopher Cash was sentenced Friday. Cash was from Los Angeles at the time of his arrest and later living in Louisville, Ky. He pleaded guilty in February to conspiracy to distribute and to possess with intent to distribute more than 2,000 pounds of marijuana.Awaiting a July 29 sentencing is 44-year-old Frank Edwards of Hacienda, Calif. He previously pleaded guilty to drug charges

Top 5 Reasons Your Budtender Hates You

Let’s face it, being the person who sits behind a counter weighing out ganja all day long might not seem like hardest job in the world, and there are plenty of people who would take that gig just for the leftover shake at the end of the day. But that doesn’t mean it isn’t work. I spoke with a few budtenders around town and merged their responses into this list:

 

​1. You reach into every jar with your grubby little hands.

See those big metal tongs on the counter? Use them. Nobody wants to smoke whatever nastiness may be on your hands, nor do they want the crystals that should be on their herb stuck to your fingers.

 

​2. You are a know-it-all.

Budtenders like seeing different kinds of herb, and if you’ve got something worthwhile, then by all means bust it out. But condescending, my-pot-is-better-than-yours attitudes get old quick. If your friend has better chronic, go get it from him instead of bad-mouthing our product. Our Diesel isn’t as good as your caregiver’s? Go get a bag from him. You’ve seen better hash at another shop? Great, go buy it there. Odds are it isn’t, and that’s why you are in the shop. Also, budtenders say they’re noticing patients complaining about herb not being dense enough. Too bad if you don’t know what a good, stringy sativa looks like — but rest assured that a gram of plant matter is a gram of plant matter, regardless of the density.

 

​3. The line behind you isn’t getting any shorter.

Budtenders are all about helping you with your wellness needs, and have no problem taking an hour to do so even if there are patients behind you. And yeah, a lot of the time they’re sitting around with nothing else to do but listen to you. But when there’s a line, how about hurrying things up? They don’t need to hear about your shitty job, your weekend plans, or your cat’s birthday party.

 

​*Sidenote: one of the female budtenders I spoke with said her major pet peeve is being hit on. Guys, even though it’s called a “bar,” it really isn’t one. Leave your pick-up lines at home.

 

​4. You only come in for the freebies/You ask for the “hook-up.”

For a budtender, there’s nothing worse than barely getting through an introduction when a patient starts asking about what freebies the dispensary is offering. If you are a first-time patient, you’ll likely get a little bonus in your bag — but let them at least get through the spiel of what they have to offer. A dispensary has set prices and weights for a reason: This is an actual business with an actual business plan, not some dude selling pot out of his basement.

 

​5. You hang around the shop.

Budtenders realize that they’ve created a cool spot and they know how easy it is to get sucked into the glossy pictures of High Times on the waiting-room table — but go home. They put in the leather couches so that people waiting in line would have a comfortable spot to chill, not so you’d have a place to nap for a few hours in the middle of the day. To quote Seinfeld, “I already have enough friends.”

 

http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2010/08/top_5_reasons_why_your_budtend.php

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Tourist Fined $2,000 For 3 Grams Of Marijuana In Bermuda

Photo: Cruise Law News

Don’t carry your weed to Bermuda.

An American tourist who said she smoked marijuana for medical reasons was fined $2,000 on Thursday in Bermuda.

Teresa Sheridan, 53, or Oregon, pleaded guilty in Magistrates’ Court to one count of importing cannabis, reports Mikaela Ian Pearman of the Bermuda Sun.

Sheridan arrived on a flight from New York to Bermuda on May 23 at 2:10 p.m. She was selected for a search by Customs officers because a drug-detecting dog had alerted to her seat on the plane.

In the ensuing search, a Customs dog alerted on Sheridan’s groin area. When asked if she had any drugs, she said, “Yes, in between my legs.”

Officers searched her luggage and discovered a black container, a clear herb grinder with traces of plant material, rolling papers and a ceramic pipe made to look like a cigarette.

In a private search room, Sheridan removed a white sock from her groin area. The sock contained two plastic bags, one with coffee grounds and another with three grams of cannabis.

She was arrested on the spot for importing drugs into Bermuda.

Counsel Marc Daniels told the court that Sheridan used cannabis as a treatment for depression. “She uses weed to calm her nerves and should be dealt with by way of a fine,” Daniels said.

“The fact that she had it hidden between her legs would indicate she knew it was contraband,” remarked Senior Magistrate Archibald Warner. “She knew it was illegal.”

Warner fined Sheridan $2,000, to be paid immediately.

Just one day before, Edith Lord Wolffe, a tourist from California, was given 30 days in jail and a $3,000 fine for importing 35 grams of cannabis. The court heard that Wolffe’s physician had recommended cannabis for her chronic illness, Ménière’s disease.

Wolffe’s lawyer, Mark Pettingill, has launched an appeal and a bail application.

Bermuda is notoriously unfriendly to marijuana and tourists who possess it, although politicians there last year called for a debate on decriminalization.

Stoner Video of the Day: Stealing a Cop Car Probably Isn’t the Best Idea

What in the world was this guy thinking?
Smoke some meds & calm down, dude!

Song of the Day: Humpty Dance by Digital Underground, Just for humpday!

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Come by Cafe Vale Tudo to cure those midweek blues.
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Booze Vs. Weed: Pick Your Poison

When I was younger I assumed that drunks and stoners must inherently hate each other, at least philosophically. Really my silliest assumption was that anyone only did one or the other. Every stoner I know loves beer, and every drunk I know gets excited when someone busts out a joint. Only jerkoffs are purist. Nonetheless, booze and weed are different beasts and there are strengths and weakness to each.

Endurance: Being drunk all day can be awesome, but it’s a plan rife with potential disaster that can lead to puking and gross errors in judgment. Whereas any wake’n'bake fan will tell you, all it takes to be stoned from sunup to sundown is the desire to do so and an appropriate supply.

win: weed

Party: When I was in Amsterdam the thing that struck me most about the “coffee shops” wasn’t that I could legally buy weed (I live in California after all), but how quiet the places were. People chat softly or just sit in a daze. You can’t really have a “crazy” stoner party. There are no weed keggers. Get a room of people stoned and you’ll probably all end up playing video games or watching a (bad) movie.

win: booze

Sports: A bit of alcohol dulls your inhibitions, which can actually improve your reaction timing. Of course that all goes out the window once you get shitfaced. But everything from softball to bowling is more fun with beer. Weed doesn’t make you worse at sports so much as it makes you not want to do them; touch football out, Madden on the PS3 in.

win: booze

Conversation: Drunks speak a language only other drunks can understand, and stoners tend to prattle meanderingly like nursing home inhabitants. Talking to either while you’re sober is awful.

win: neither 

Chores: Painting or building IKEA crap seems like a great time to throw back some booze. Yes, it’ll make the process more fun, but your work will likely turn out embarrassing once you sober up. Getting high can greatly improve boring tasks like laundry and vacuuming, with little-to-no effect on your skill level. Though you are prone to dumbass gaffes like leaving your clothes in the drier all day.

win: weed 

Sex: Sex is great both drunk and high. Drunk sex is wild; involving positions you’re not sure how you knew and on top of things that aren’t your bed. Stoned sex is hippie sex; slow and full of childlike wonderment. “Wow, this is great!” I’ve actually said out loud before during stoned sex.

win: both

A tie! More research is necessary. Who has some kush? I’ll bring the Scotch.