Stoner Jesus Reacts to the “Coming Rapture”

Many of you have heard about the supposed “end of the world” happening tomorrow. “Preacher” and radio host Harold Camping predicts the coming of the rapture on May 21, 2011.

We decided to get a reaction to this from an authority on religious issues just as credible as Mr. Camping; podcast host Stoner Jesus.

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“Since the dawn of mankind, people have been predicting the end of the world,” SJ told us from his studio in Northern Kentucky. “Some say prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, but it’s actually con artistry.

“I’m sure Mr. Camping makes a good living from his ‘predictions,’ and far be it from me to begrudge anyone a living,” Stoner Jesus continued, “but no one can predict the future…if we could, I wouldn’t have dumped all that money into the Charlie Sheen tour.

“But if The Rapture does come tomorrow, I’m pretty sure iTunes is available in Heaven, so you’ll still be able to hear my show.”

Good news for Stoner Jesus fans indeed. And for fans of The 420 Times, your Sunday “United State of Weed” will come as scheduled…for those of you left to read it.

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