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What a Marijuana Judge Looks For When Reviewing A Strain

by Matt Mernagh – Monday, July 11 2011

On Tuesday, July 12 I will reach a marijuana review milestone. Having pen & published 150 marijuana reviews. That includes marijuana photo galleries too. The last two reviews published, Cindy Bubbles and DJ Short’s Blueberry were donation from cannabis growers I know. From their personal head stash. Review 150 is another personal grower donation. Their samples were awesome. l am developing an excellent nug network of people who want to show off their efforts. Always looking for more. You can send your product to be reviewed to 1161 St. Clair Ave West, Toronto, ON, M6E 1B2.
I always write my reviews under the influence of the marijuana being reviewed. Usually rocking out on Blip to get the beat of my words down. If I had it together I would return to my original career as a music critic and do cannabis and album reviews. Rock out to a album to be reviewed while vaporizing marijuana also being reviewed. My influence is to take a music critic approach to my weed reviews. With a bit of food critic thrown in. Note, the music critic is sent everything. Developing a pallet takes time. Publicists pester professional critics (not food ones), offer dinners, passes and the like to curry favor. If weed arrived around here at the pace music, movies and other culture sent to alt-weeklies like NOW I’d have to hire a staff.
It’s more difficult to be critical with weed because it’s generally all very, very, good. The people handing me buds are proud of their homegrown grass. They want to show someone who will appreciate it by photographing and blogging their senses. In other words I’m getting cream.
Rarely am I afforded an opportunity to review the same strain twice. I’ve had a few strains several times now. Especially my favorite Jean Guy. I can even identify her.
Then exactly what are we judging? The grower, the genetics or the bud. Or combination of all three. I believe all of the above. Some weed is well grown, but doesn’t do diddly for my health condition or have a solid marijuana high. Then there’s weed that works for me and isn’t well grown. Flush your plants! Breeders do produce strains that do just suck Cartman’s balls.
Marijuana grown by two different people will produce different results. Based on skill level, nutrients and soil. Presuming both received equal genetics. One growers seed maybe fresh and vibrant while another receives old tired beans.
A goal we have is to hold a grower competition involving the same strain. Everyone picks up their clone on the same day and returns 90 later with finished result. With the clone producer not allowed to compete as they grew the mother plant.

“I Don’t Want You To Smoke; I Just Want You To Understand Why I Do”

My name is No Inhale. I am 20 years old and I live in Portland, Oregon. I am part-owner and administrator for The Weed Blog. I don’t have a criminal record and I’m attending school full-time, but still people don’t think I am capable of leading a healthy and productive life. I’m not here to endorse smoking marijuana, nor am I here to convince anyone to try it. I am only asking those around me to, not only understand why I smoke cannabis, but accept it, as well.

I first smoked when I was a freshman in high school; I was 14 years old and just as blissfully unaware of my own ignorance as I am now. I didn’t like how it made me feel then, so I only did it a handful of times before quitting for the remainder of my high school career. I was approached by Johnny Green and Ninja Smoker in May of last year. They knew I supported those who used marijuana, but did not smoke it myself. This gave me enough credibility (and relevance) to start writing for the website. It’s a year later, and a few things have changed; mainly, that now I am, once again, a marijuana consumer.

I remember the petty judgments and shallow reception the “stoners” got in high school, but I always thought the animosity stemmed from 1,200 insecure teenagers forced to be around each other five days a week. Unfortunately, the adult world can be just as judgmental and closed-minded as a pack of 16 year old girls. Both sides of this issue are tired of the opposition’s repetitive rhetoric. Stoners, bible thumpers, rednecks, liberals, conservatives, hippies have all been beating their dead horses since June, 1971. It’s gotten so ridiculous that both sides are stretching the truth to serve their causes.

My time around cannabis culture has exposed me to hundreds of claims and “facts” about marijuana; many contradicting. What I have extrapolated from my experiences is much less dramatic than a painful death or a cure to all ailments. Marijuana is a plant; it grows naturally in the dirt. The fact that we have made nature illegal should show you how out of hand this has gotten. My father recently passed away from esophageal cancer. It was a three year battle of hell, but marijuana helped him enjoy his last years alive. I can’t imagine anyone would want to throw him in jail for trying to make his last years livable. Marijuana is not the cause of, nor the cure for, cancer, it’s just a plant that amplifies the positive emotions a person feels. Food tastes better, movies are more enjoyable, people are friendlier. Marijuana gives me a certain lucidity, a certain intimacy with everything around me, including myself. Sounds super stoney, right? So, who gives a shit?? Let me be a stoner. Let me laugh at Jay and Silent Bob, let me appreciate every-day objects as divine creation, let me see the beauty and symmetry this world has to offer. Why do you care? Let me enrich my life the way I want to. Let me roll my spliff and sink into my own subconscious, I promise you will come to see that marijuana is just another consumable this earth offers. No different from an apple, no different from chocolate cake, no different than salt and pepper. I don’t want you to join me (although you are always welcome), I just want you to understand and leave me to my happiness.

List of Marijuana Slang Terms

This has to be the most complete list of slang terms on the planet.  Figured it was worth sharing.  Thanks again hailmaryjane.com:


The Office of National Drug Policy has a few slang and colloquial terms for marijuana I was unfamiliar with. As a weed blogger, this is inexcusable, but I’m notoriously uncreative, plus I’m not prowling the streets for junk schwag in NYC (delivery for life!). Find out every slang word ever uttered about marijuana from “A-Bomb” to “Zoom,” and other terms you had no idea our government was using to describe weed, pot, nugget, sticky icky, marijuana or…Jeesh they’re ridiculous. Peep them after the jump and impress your friends with “dope” new slang.

3750 Marijuana and crack rolled in a joint
420 Marijuana use
51 Combination of crack cocaine with marijuana or tobacco
A-bomb Marijuana cigarette with heroin or opium
Acapulco gold Marijuana from S.W. Mexico; marijuana
Acapulco red Marijuana
Ace Marijuana cigarette; PCP
Afgani indica Marijuana
African Marijuana
African black Marijuana
African bush Marijuana
African woodbine Marijuana cigarette
Airhead Marijuana user
Airplane Marijuana
Alice B. Toklas Marijuana brownie
Amp Amphetamine; marijuana dipped in formaldehyde or embalming fluid, sometimes laced with PCP and smoked
Amp joint Marijuana cigarette laced with some form of narcotic
Angola Marijuana
Are you anywhere? Do you use marijuana?
Ashes Marijuana
Assassin of Youth Marijuana
Astro turf Marijuana
Atom bomb Marijuana mixed with heroin
Atshitshi Marijuana
Aunt Mary Marijuana
B Amount of marijuana to fill a matchbox
B-40 Cigar laced with marijuana and dipped in malt liquor
Baby Marijuana
Baby bhang Marijuana
Babysitter Marijuana
Bad seed Marijuana combined with peyote; heroin
Bag Container for drugs; a package of drugs, usually marijuana or heroin; a person’s favorite drug
Baker Person who smokes marijuana
Bale Marijuana
Bamba Marijuana
Bambalacha Marijuana
Bammies A poor quality of marijuana
Bammy Marijuana
Banano Marijuana or tobacco cigarettes laced with cocaine
Bar Marijuana
Bash Marijuana
Basuco (Spanish) Cocaine; Coca paste residue sprinkled on regular or marijuna cigarette
Bazooka Cocaine; combination of crack and marijuana; crack and tobacco combined in a joint; coca paste and marijuana
BC bud Marijuana from British Columbia; synonymous with any high-grade marijuana from Canada
Beedies Cigarettes from India (resemble marijuana joints/vehicle for other drugs)
Belyando spruce Marijuana
Bhang Marijuana, Indian term
Bite one’s lips To smoke marijuana
Black Marijuana; opium; methamphetamine
Black bart Marijuana
Black ganga Marijuana resin
Black gold High potency marijuana
Black gungi Marijuana from India
Black gunion Marijuana
Black mo/black moat Highly potent marijuana
Black mote Marijuana mixed with honey
Black rock Crack Cocaine
Blanket Marijuana cigarette
Blast Cocaine; Smoke crack; Marijuana; smoke marijuana or crack
Blast a joint To smoke marijuana
Blast a roach To smoke marijuana
Blast a stick To smoke marijuana
Blaxing Smoking marijuana
Blazing Smoking marijuana
Block Marijuana
Blonde Marijuana
Blow Cocaine; to inhale cocaine; to smoke marijuana; to inject heroin
Blow a stick To smoke marijuana
Blow one’s roof To smoke marijuana
Blowing smoke Marijuana
Blue de hue Marijuana from Vietnam
Blue sage Marijuana
Blue sky blond High potency marijuna from Colombia
Blunt Marijuana inside a cigar; cocaine and marijuana inside a cigar
Bo Marijuana
Bo-bo Marijuana
Bobo bush Marijuana
Bogart a joint Salivate on a marijuana cigarette; refuse to share
Bohd Marijuana; PCP
Bomb Crack; heroin; large marijuana cigarette; high potency heroin
Bomber Marijuana cigarette
Bone Marijuana; $50 piece of crack; high purity heroin
Bong Pipe used to smoke marijuana
Boo Marijuana; methamphetamine
Boo boo bama Marijuana
Boom Marijuana
Boot the gong To smoke marijuana
Brick Crack Cocaine; cocaine; marijuana; 1 kilogram of marijuana
Broccoli Marijuana
Brown Marijuana; heroin; methamphetamine
Bubble gum Cocaine; crack cocaine; marijuana from Tennessee
Bud Marijuana
Buda Marijuana; a high-grade marijuana joint filled with crack
Buddha Potent marijuana spiked with opium
Bullyon Marijuana
Burn one To smoke marijuana
Burnie Marijuana
Bush Marijuana; cocaine; PCP
Butter Marijuana; crack
Butter flower Marijuana
C.S. Marijuana
Cam trip High potency marijuana
Cambodian red/Cam red Marijuana from Cambodia
Can Marijuana; 1 ounce
Canade Heroin/marijuana combination
Canadian black Marijuana
Canamo Marijuana
Canappa Marijuana
Cancelled stick Marijuana cigarette
Candy blunt Blunts dipped in cough syrup
Candy sticks Marijuana cigarettes laced with powdered cocaine
Cannabis tea Marijuana
Carmabis Marijuana
Cartucho (Spanish) Package of marijuana cigarettes
Catnip Marijuana cigarette
Caviar Combination of cocaine and marijuana; Crack Cocaine
Cavite all star Marijuana
Cest Marijuana
Champagne Combination of cocaine and marijuana
Charas Marijuana from India
Charge Marijuana
Chase To smoke cocaine; to smoke marijuana
Cheeba Marijuana
Cheeo Marijuana
Chemo Marijuana
Chiba chiba High potency marijuana from Colombia
Chicago black Marijuana, term from Chicago
Chicago green Marijuana
Chiefing To smoke marijuana
Chillum An object used to smoke opium, hashish, and marijuana
Chips Tobacco or marijuana cigarettes laced with PCP
Chira Marijuana
Chocolate Marijuana; opium; amphetamine
Chocolate Thai Marijuana
Christmas bud Marijuana
Christmas tree Marijuana; amphetamine; methamphetamine; depressant
Chronic Marijuana; marijuana mixed with crack
Chunky Marijuana
Churus Marijuana
Citrol High potency marijuana, from Nepal
Clam bake Sitting inside a car or other small, enclosed space and smoking marijuana
Clicker Crack mixed with PCP; marijuana dipped in formaldehyde and smoked
Clickums A marijuana cigarette laced with PCP.
Climb Marijuana cigarette
Cochornis Marijuana
Cocktail Combination of crack and marijuana; cigarette laced with cocaine or crack; partially smoked marijuana cigarette inserted in regular cigarette; to smoke cocaine in a cigarette
Cocoa puff To smoke cocaine and marijuana
Colas Marijuana
Coli Marijuana
Coliflor tostao (Spanish) Marijuana
Colombian Marijuana
Colorado cocktail Marijuana
Columbus black Marijuana
Cosa (Spanish) Marijuana
Crack back Marijuana and crack
Crack bash Combination of crack cocaine and marijuana
Crazy weed Marijuana
Cripple Marijuana cigarette
Crying weed Marijuana
Cryppie Marijuana
Cryptonie Marijuana
Cubes Marijuana tablets; crack cocaine
Culican High potency marijuana from Mexico
Dagga Marijuana from South Africa
Dank Marijuana; the practice of lacing cigarettes with formaldehyde
Dawamesk Marijuana
Dew Marijuana
Diablito (Spanish) Combination of crack cocaine and marijuana in a joint
Diambista Marijuana
Dimba Marijuana from West Africa
Ding Marijuana
Dinkie dow Marijuana
Dipped joints Marijuana combined with PCP and formaldehyde
Dips Marijuana joints dipped in PCP (phencyclidine)
Dirt grass Inferior quality marijuana
Dirties Marijuana cigarettes with powder cocaine added to them
Dirty joints Combination of crack cocaine and marijuana
Ditch Marijuana
Ditch weed Inferior quality marijuana
Djamba Marijuana
Do a joint Marijuana
Dody Marijuana
Domestic Locally grown marijuana
Don jem Marijuana
Don Juan Marijuana
Dona Juana (Spanish) Marijuana
Dona Juanita (Spanish) Marijuana
Donk Marijuana/PCP combination
Doob Marijuana
Doobee Marijuana
Doobie/dubbe/duby Marijuana
Dope Marijuana; heroin; any other drug
Dope smoke To smoke marijuana
Doradilla Marijuana
Draf Marijuana; ecstasy, with cocaine
Draf weed Marijuana
Drag weed Marijuana
Dry high Marijuana
Dube Marijuana
Duby Marijuana
Durong Marijuana
Duros (Spanish) Marijuana
Dust Marijuana mixed with various chemicals; cocaine; heroin; PCP
Dust blunt Marijuana/PCP combination
Dusting Adding PCP, heroin, or another drug to marijuana; Using inhalants
Earth Marijuana cigarette
El diablito (Spanish) Cocaine, marijuana, heroin and PCP
El diablo (Spanish) Cocaine, marijuana and heroin
El Gallo (“rooster”) Marijuana
Elephant Marijuana; PCP
Endo Marijuana
Esra Marijuana
Fallbrook redhair Marijuana, term from Fallbrook, CA
Fatty Marijuana cigarette
Feed bag Container for marijuana
Feeling Marijuana
Fiend Someone who smokes marijuana alone
Fine stuff Marijuana
Finger Marijuana cigarette
Finger lid Marijuana
Fir Marijuana
Fire it up To smoke marijuana
Firewood Marijuana
Flower Marijuana
Flower tops Marijuana
Fly Mexican airlines To smoke marijuana
Fraho/frajo Marijuana
Frios (Spanish) Marijuana laced with PCP
Fry Marijuana cigarettes dipped in embalming fluid, sometimes also laced with PCP; Crack Cocaine
Fry daddy Crack and marijuana; cigarette laced with crack; marijuana joint laced with crack
Fry sticks Marijuana cigarettes dipped in embalming fluid, sometimes also laced with PCP
Fu Marijuana
Fuel Marijuana mixed with insecticides; PCP
Fuma D’Angola (Portugese) Marijuana
Gage/gauge Marijuana
Gange Marijuana
Gangster Marijuana; person who uses or manufactures methamphetamine
Ganja Marijuana; term from Jamaica
Ganoobies State of being stoned and laughing uncontrollably
Garbage Inferior quality marijuana; low quality heroin
Gash Marijuana
Gasper Marijuana cigarette
Gasper stick Marijuana cigarette
Gauge butt Marijuana
Geek Crack mixed with marijuana
Geek-joints Cigarettes or cigars filled with tobacco and crack; a marijuana cigarette laced with crack or powdered cocaine
Get a gage up To smoke marijuana
Get high To smoke marijuana
Get the wind To smoke marijuana
Ghana Marijuana
Giggle smoke Marijuana
Giggle weed Marijuana
Gimmie Crack and marijuana; marijuana joint laced with crack
Go loco To smoke marijuana
Goblet of jam Marijuana
Gold Marijuana; Crack Cocaine; heroin
Gold star Marijuana
Golden Marijuana
Golden leaf Very high quality marijuana
Gong Marijuana; opium
Gonj Marijuana
Good butt Marijuana cigarette
Good giggles Marijuana
Good stuff High potency drug, especially marijuana
Goody-goody Marijuana
Goof butt Marijuana cigarette
Gorge Marijuana
Grass Marijuana
Grass brownies Marijuana
Grasshopper Marijuana
Grata Marijuana
Greek Combination of marijuana and powder cocaine
Green Inferior quality marijuana; ketamine; PCP
Green buds Marijuana
Green goddess Marijuana
Greens Marijuana
Greeter Marijuana
Gremmies Combination of cocaine and marijuana
Greta Marijuana
Griefo Marijuana
Griefs Marijuana
Grifa (Spanish) Marijuana
Griff Marijuana
Griffa Marijuana
Griffo Marijuana
Grow(s) Marijuana growing operations (indoor and outdoor)
Gunga Marijuana
Gungeon Marijuana
Gungun Marijuana
Gunja Marijuana
Gyve Marijuana cigarette
Haircut Marijuana
Hanhich Marijuana
Happy cigarette Marijuana cigarette
Happy stick Marijuana and PCP combination
Harsh Marijuana
Has Marijuana
Hawaiian Very high potency marijuana
Hawaiian Black Marijuana
Hawaiian homegrown hay Marijuana
Hay Marijuana
Hay butt Marijuana cigarette
Herb Marijuana
Herb and Al Marijuana and alcohol
Herba Marijuana
Hit To smoke marijuana; marijuana cigarette; Crack Cocaine
Hit the hay To smoke marijuana
Hocus Marijuana; opium
Homegrown Marijuana
Honey blunts Marijuana cigars sealed with honey
Hooch Marijuana
Hooter Cocaine; marijuana
Hot stick Marijuana cigarette
Hydro Amphetamine; high quality methamphetamine; marijuana; methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA); marijuana grown in water (hydroponic)
Hydrogrows Indoor marijuana growing operations
Illies Marijuana dipped in PCP
Illing Marijuana dipped in PCP
Illy Marijuana cigarettes soaked in embalming fluid and dried
Indian boy Marijuana
Indian hay Marijuana from India
Indian hemp Marijuana
Indica Species of cannabis, found in hot climate, grows 3.5 to 4 feet
Indo Marijuana term from Northern CA
Indonesian bud Marijuana; opium
Instaga Marijuana
Instagu Marijuana
J Marijuana cigarette
Jamaican gold Marijuana
Jamaican red hair Marijuana
Jane Marijuana
Jay Marijuana cigarette
Jay smoke Marijuana
Jefferson airplane Used match cut in half to hold a partially smoked marijuana cigarette
Jim Jones Marijuana laced with cocaine and PCP
Jive Marijuana; heroin; drugs
Jive stick Marijuana
Joint Marijuana cigarette
Jolly green Marijuana
Joy smoke Marijuana
Joy stick Marijuana cigarette; marijuana and PCP combination
Ju-ju Marijuana cigarette
Juan Valdez (Spanish) Marijuana
Juanita (Spanish) Marijuana
Juice joint Marijuana cigarette sprinkled with crack
Juja Marijuana
Jumbos Large vials of crack sold on the streets; marijuana mixed with crack
K2/Spice Olive-colored plant material sold as incense laced with synthetic cannabinoid mimicking compounds (most notably HU-210 and JWH-018)
Kabak Marijuana; Turkish marijuana
Kaff Very potent marijuana from Morocco, Lebanon and other Arab/Middle Eastern countries
Kalakit Marijuana
Kali Marijuana
Kansas Grass Marijuana
Kate bush Marijuana
Kawaii electric Marijuana
Kaya Marijuana
KB Marijuana
Kee Marijuana
Kentucky blue Marijuana
Key Marijuana
KGB (killer green bud) Marijuana
Khayf Very potent marijuana from Morocco, Lebanon and other Arab/Middle Eastern countries
Ki Marijuana
Kick stick Marijuana cigarette
Kief Very potent marijuana from Morocco, Lebanon and other Arab/Middle Eastern countries
Kiff Marijuana cigarette; very potent marijuana from Morocco, Lebanon and other Arab/Middle Eastern countries
Killer Marijuana; PCP
Killer green bud Marijuana
Killer weed Marijuana
Killer weed (1980′s) Marijuana and PCP
Kilter Marijuana
Kind Marijuana
Kind bud High quality marijuana
King bud Marijuana
Kona gold Marijuana
Krippy Marijuana
Kryptonite Crack cocaine; marijuana
Kumba Marijuana
Kush Marijuana
L.L. Marijuana
Lace Cocaine and marijuana
Lakbay diva Marijuana
Laughing grass Marijuana
Laughing weed Marijuana
Leaf Cocaine; Marijuana
Leak Marijuana/PCP combination
Leno (Spanish) Marijuana
LG (Lime Green) Marijuana
Lid 1 ounce of marijuana
Light stuff Marijuana
Lima Marijuana
Liprimo Marijuana and crack rolled in a joint
Little smoke Marijuana; LSD; psilocybin/psilocin
Llesca Marijuana
Loaf Marijuana
Lobo Marijuana
Loco (Spanish) Marijuana
Loco Weed (Spanish) Marijuana
Locoweed Marijuana
Log Marijuana cigarette; PCP
Loose shank Marijuana
Love boat Marijuana dipped in formaldehyde; PCP; blunts mixed with marijuana and heroin; blunts mixed with marijuana and PCP
Love leaf Marijuana/PCP combination
Love weed Marijuana
Loveboat PCP; combination of PCP and marijuana
Lovelies Marijuana laced with PCP
Lubage Marijuana
M Marijuana; morphine
M.J. Marijuana
M.O. Marijuana
M.U. Marijuana
Macaroni Marijuana
Macaroni and Cheese $5 pack of marijuana and a dime bag of cocaine
Machinery Marijuana
Macon Marijuana
Maconha Marijuana
Mafu (Spanish) Marijuana
Magic smoke Marijuana
Manhattan silver Marijuana
Mari Marijuana cigarette
Marimba (Spanish) Marijuana
Mary Marijuana
Mary and Johnny Marijuana
Mary Ann Marijuana
Mary Jane Marijuana
Mary Jonas Marijuana
Mary Warner Marijuana
Mary Weaver Marijuana
Matchbox 1/4 ounce of marijuana or 6 marijuana cigarettes
Maui wauie Marijuana from Hawaii
Maui-wowie Marijuana; methamphetamine
Meg Marijuana
Megg Marijuana cigarette
Meggie Marijuana
Messorole Marijuana
Mexican brown Marijuana; heroin
Mexican green Marijuana
Mexican locoweed Marijuana
Mexican red Marijuana
Mighty mezz Marijuana cigarette
Mo Marijuana; powder cocaine
Modams Marijuana
Mohasky Marijuana
Mohasty Marijuana
Monte Marijuana from South America
Mooca/moocah Marijuana
Mooster Marijuana
Moota/mutah Marijuana
Mooters Marijuana cigarette
Mootie Marijuana
Mootos Marijuana
Mor a grifa Marijuana
Mota/moto (Spanish) Marijuana
Mother Marijuana
Mow the grass To smoke marijuana
Mu Marijuana
Muggie Marijuana
Muggle Marijuana
Muggles Marijuana
Muta Marijuana
Mutha Marijuana
Nail Marijuana cigarette
Nigra Marijuana
Northern lights Marijuana from Canada
Number Marijuana cigarette
O.J. Marijuana
Oolies Marijuana cigarettes laced with crack
Ozone Marijuana, PCP and crack cigarette; marijuana cigarette; PCP
P-dogs Combination of cocaine and marijuana
P.R. Panama Red
Pack Marijuana; heroin
Pack a bowl Marijuana
Pack of rocks Marijuana cigarette
Pakaloco Marijuana (“crazy tobacco”)
Pakalolo Marijuana
Pakistani black Marijuana
Panama cut Marijuana
Panama gold Marijuana
Panama red Marijuana
Panatella Large marijuana cigarette
Paper blunts Marijuana within a paper casing rather than a tobacco leaf casing
Parsley Marijuana combined with PCP
Pasto (Spanish) Marijuana
Pat Marijuana
Philly blunts Marijuana
Pin Marijuana
Pipe Crack pipe; marijuana pipe; vein into which a drug is injected; mix drugs with other substances
Pocket rocket Marijuana; marijuana cigarette
Pod Marijuana
Poke Marijuana; to smoke marijuana
Pot Marijuana
Potlikker Marijuana
Potten bush Marijuana
Premos Marijuana joints laced with crack cocaine
Prescription Marijuana cigarette
Pretendica Marijuana
Pretendo Marijuana
Primo Crack; marijuana mixed with cocaine; crack and heroin; heroin, cocaine and tobacco
Primo square A marijuana joint laced with crack
Primo turbo Combination of crack cocaine and marijuana
Puff the dragon To smoke marijuana
Purple haze LSD; crack cocaine; marijuana
Queen Ann’s lace Marijuana
Ragweed Inferior quality marijuana; heroin
Railroad weed Marijuana
Rainy day woman Marijuana
Rangood Marijuana grown wild
Rasta weed Marijuana
Red bud Marijuana
Red cross Marijuana
Red dirt Marijuana
Reefer Marijuana
Reefers Marijuana cigarette
Righteous bush Marijuana
Rip Marijuana
Roach Butt of marijuana cigarette
Roach clip Holds partially smoked marijuana cigarette
Roacha Marijuana
Roasting Smoking marijuana
Rockets Marijuana cigarette
Rompums Marijuana with horse tranquilizers
Root Marijuana
Rope Marijuana; rohypnol
Rose marie Marijuana
Rough stuff Marijuana
Rubia (Spanish) Marijuana
Ruderalis Species of cannabis, found in Russia, grows 1 to 2.5 feet
Rugs Marijuana
Salad Marijuana
Salt and pepper Marijuana
Sandwich bag $40 bag of marijuana
Santa Marta (Spanish) Marijuana
Sasfras Marijuana
Sativa Species of cannabis, found in cool, damp climate, grows up to 18 feet
Schwagg Marijuana
Scissors Marijuana
Scrub Marijuana
Seeds Marijuana
Sen Marijuana
Sess Marijuana
Sezz Marijuana
Shake Marijuana; powder cocaine
Sherman stick Crack cocaine combined with marijuana in a blunt
Shotgun Inhaling marijuana smoke forced into one’s mouth by another’s exhaling
Siddi Marijuana
Sinse (Spanish) Marijuana
Sinsemilla Potent variety marijuana
Skunk Marijuana; heroin
Skunkweed Marijuana
Smoke Marijuana; Crack Cocaine; heroin and crack
Smoke a bowl Marijuana
Smoke Canada Marijuana
Snop Marijuana
Spark it up To smoke marijuana
Speedboat Marijuana, PCP, and crack combined and smoked
Spice/K2 Olive-colored plant material sold as incense laced with synthetic cannabinoid mimicking compounds (most notably HU-210 and JWH-018)
Spliff Large marijuana cigarette
Splim Marijuana
Splitting Rolling marijuana and cocaine into a single joint
Square mackerel Marijuana, term from Florida
Squirrel Combination of PCP and marijuana, sprinkled with cocaine and smoked; marijuana, PCP, and crack combined and smoked; LSD
Stack Marijuana
Stems Marijuana
Stick Marijuana; PCP
Sticky icky Marijuana
Stink weed Marijuana
Stoney weed Marijuana
Straw Marijuana cigarette
Sugar weed Marijuana
Super grass PCP; marijuana with PCP; marijuana
Super pot Marijuana
Swag Marijuana
Sweet Lucy Marijuana
Swishers Cigars in which tobacco is replaced with marijuana
Syrup Combination of marijuana and cough syrup
T Cocaine; Marijuana
Taima Marijuana
Takkouri Marijuana
Tea Marijuana; PCP
Tea Party To smoke marijuana
Tex-mex Marijuana
Texas pot Marijuana
Texas tea Marijuana
Thai sticks Bundles of marijuana soaked in hashish oil; marijuana buds bound on short sections of bamboo
Thirteen Marijuana
Thirty-eight Crack sprinkled on marijuana
Thumb Marijuana
Tin Container for marijuana
Tio Cocaine-laced marijuana cigarette
Toke To inhale cocaine; to smoke marijuana; marijuana
Toke up To smoke marijuana
Torch Marijuana
Torch up To smoke marijuana
Torpedo Marijuana and crack
Trauma Marijuana
Tray $3 bag of marijuana
Trees Marijuana
Triple A Marijuana from British Columbia
Trupence bag Marijuana
Turbo Marijuana and crack
Tustin Marijuana
Twist Marijuana cigarette
Twistum Marijuana cigarette
Unotque Marijuana
Up against the stem Addicted to smoking marijuana
Vega A cigar wrapping refilled with marijuana
Viper Marijuana smoker
Viper’s weed Marijuana
Wac PCP on marijuana
Wacky weed Marijuana
Wake and Bake Marijuana
Water Blunts; methamphetamine; PCP; a mixture of marijuana and other substances within a cigar; Gamma hydroxybutyrate (GHB)
Water-water Marijuana cigarettes dipped in embalming fluid, sometimes also laced with PCP
Weed Marijuana; PCP
Weed tea Marijuana
Wet Blunts mixed with marijuana and PCP; methamphetamine; marijuana cigarettes soaked in PCP (“embalming fluid”) and dried
Wet daddies Marijuana joints that are dipped in formaldehyde, often mixed with PCP
Wet sticks Marijuana combined with PCP and formaldehyde
Whack Crack Cocaine; heroin and PCP; Crack/PCP mixture or marijuana laced with insecticides
Whackatabacky Marijuana
Wheat Marijuana
White Russian Marijuana
White-haired lady Marijuana
Wicky Combination of powder cocaine, PCP and marijuana
Wicky stick PCP, marijuana, and crack
Wollie Rocks of crack rolled into a marijuana cigarette or in a cigar
Woo blunts Marijuana; marijuana combined with cocaine
Woola blunt Marijuana and heroin combination
Woolah Hollowed out cigar refilled with marijuana and crack
Woolas Cigarettes laced with cocaine; crack sprinkled on marijuana cigarette
Woolie Marijuana and heroin combination; marijuana and crack cocaine combination
Woolie blunt Combination of crack cocaine and marijuana
Woolies Marijuana and crack or PCP
Wooly blunts Marijuana and crack or PCP
Wooties Crack smoked in marijuana joints
X Marijuana; amphetamine; methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA)
Yeh Marijuana
Yellow submarine Marijuana
Yen pop Marijuana
Yeola Marijuana and crack
Yerba (Spanish) Marijuana
Yerba mala (Spanish) PCP and marijuana
Yerhia Marijuana
Yesca Marijuana
Yesco Marijuana
Zacatecas purple Marijuana from Mexico
Zambi Marijuana
Zay A mixture of marijuana and other substances within a cigar; blunts
Zig Zag man Marijuana; LSD; marijuana rolling papers
Zol Marijuana cigarette
Zooie Holds butt of marijuana cigarette
Zoom Marijuana laced with PCP; PCP

5th Grader Turns in Pot-Smoking Parents

Parents Arrested After Fifth Grader Turns Them In For Having Marijuana Joints; Kid Inspired By L.A.-Founded D.A.R.E. Program

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D.A.R.E. ensares parents who smoke — gasp — joints.

​ You gotta love D.A.R.E., the anti-drug program created by late Los Angeles police Chief Daryl Gates in 1983. It’s done a great job of eradicating drugs in schools. More importantly, it’s made snitches out of children who have been taught by cops to turn in their parents.

That’s what happened last week in Matthews, North Carolina, a suburb of Charlotte, where an 11-year-old elementary school kid brought a few joints to campus and turned them in, saying they belonged to mom and dad.

This, of course, was after the good officers at D.A.R.E. (Drug Abuse Resistance Education) came to school to give their anti-drug lecture.

Matthews police Officer Stason Tyrrell told WBTV the 5th grader did the right thing:

“Even if it’s happening in their own home with their own parents, they understand that’s a dangerous situation because of what we’re teaching them. That’s what they’re told to do, to make us aware.”

The dad, age 40, and the mom, age 38, were arrested on suspicion of marijuana possession and possession of drug paraphernalia — misdemeanors.

The dad, who’s name was withheld by the TV station, told WBTV it’s “no one’s business” how the 11-year-old got a hold the joints, and that “I don’t give drugs to my kids.”

D.A.R.E. has been widely criticized as ineffective, a product of the Just-Say-No ’80s. But its L.A.-based proselytizers carry on as if Nancy Reagan is still the first lady.

What’s ironic is that, had this case happened in D.A.R.E.’s hometown, the parents very well could have had a prescription for their weed, and the cops might have had to lay off.

CURED OF CANCER

A Pot Taster Speaks: Does ‘The Cough’ Really Mean It’s Good?

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By Jed Midnight
Special to Toke of the Town
​ For the past few years I’ve had the privilege and responsibility to be a Cannabis Assessor. It is my task or duty to sample medical marijuana for projective buyers. Thousands of dollars change hands based on my opinion of the herb.
My expertise is based on many decades of research and the ability to say what is good in one sitting. I’ve been a judge in a few cannabis cups and there are some who know me as an intelligent, sophisticated snob with a strong sense of separating the diggity-dank from the swag on the spot.
And just like Peter Parker found out from Spidey, I know that with great power comes great responsibility.

Today a regular customer enlisted my services. As always, I am brought blindfolded to someplace in the city where anxious gentlemen with dreadlocks imprisoned in wool caps sit with bulging military duffle bags at their sandals as they wait with prospective dispensary buyers for me, the Ganja Taster to arrive.
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​ Years ago when I started assisting nervous buyers who were unsure of their senses when so much hinges on snap judgments, I dealt with growers more my age. Now the average seller is in his thirties or younger, the grandson of the typical Northern Cali farmer. They hate me. The looks on their faces say right away, “Why in the fuck do we have to get this old geezer’s opinion. We know we got the Shit!”
While most dispensaries have their own people, there’s a lot of shit floating through the City and let’s just say one’s taste buds can get over run by the quantity and quality of buds we’re seeing. That’s where I come in.
Today was different. Today I looked at some of the best bud I’ve ever seen. From the moment the twisties came off the turkey bags, I could tell I was looking at something different.
It was gnarly. It was crispy. I didn’t need anything extraneous like a magnifying glass or light to see that the trichomes glistened like stacked glass balls on a moonlit night. The coloring was perfect with dark reds wrapped tight around lime-green dense tops. Trimmed and manicured in an asymmetrical pattern allowed the buds to jut out like baby Matterhorn Mountains.
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​I took a hit. I coughed.
One of the seller dudes said the classic hippie retorts, “Smooth, huh?”
That’s what us stoners used to say in the old days when smoking that Mexican rope that we first had in Sixties. After taking a hellacious hit and virtually spitting up a lung, your buddies would taunt you with, ‘Smooth,” while you tried not to lose your cookies.
Today was different. I coughed because I was smoking indoor grown marijuana. After the first drag I said, “This is indoor, right boys?”
I got nothing but big smiles and nodding heads acknowledging validating that the Old Guy might know something after all.
For the most part because of my affection for the part of California called the Emerald Triangle and the philosophies that are involved with that kind of lifestyle, I prefer and have partaken in mostly outdoor grown medicine. More to the point, lately I’ve been partial to rainwater-fed, clean-green grown cannabis. Its part of the slow crawl to the world of organic living that I’m trying to reach. For me, alongside of the food I put into my body, I worry about what I’m smoking.
I am not against indoor marijuana; I grew up in a place where it is winter for nine months out of the year. People will find a way.
All I’m saying that in the last five years, my taste buds have changed and I now can tell the difference between indoor and outdoor. Until today.
The stuff I smoked today was definitely indoor grown, but only the most experience palette is going to be able to tell that. If the sellers were to say it was grown outdoors, by the appearance, density and smell, most buyers would be all over this shit like it came in directly from a field somewhere in Mendo.
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​ But there was that cough. The tell-tale cough that some saw as a sign of its awesomeness. The Cough that becomes like a rodeo ride and you’re a pussy if you fall or try to get off before the bell goes rings. The Cough that says it takes a real man to handle to this shit.
Then after a couple of tokes, I could feel the real ride begin. The roller-coaster ups and downs that many take as being really, really stoned; I took for additives. The juice they add in their gardens to give the buds these days that power-lift that the young connoisseurs are beginning to expect from what they call, boutique bud. The high-end medicine that does exactly what it is supposed to do. Which is to get you higher, more stoned than you’ve ever been.
‘Cause that’s what you want to tell your friends. How good your bud is.
Buds these days are high in THC and will get you higher than anything in the Day did. But is it good?
Do people really know what they’re smoking besides for that fact that they’re getting ripped?
What happens if all stuff that makes you go zoom-zoom is from the deep labs of Monsanto and DuPont and Gro-Master? What if the Ganja Scientists of Green Dank Industries discovered how to make Johnny higher in order to sell that bud?
What happens when you don’t need the Sun anymore?
I will state again. I am not against indoor. I am boycotting the High Times Cannabis Cup this month because it allows only indoor grown pot or else, last year’s not so fresh harvest. I digress about High Times. I make that point because I favor the harvest cups that happen in winter that allow for the outdoor growers. You know the ones that have been supplying the country for the last fifty years.
After today, I think I could be for nuclear energy. I might even be able to be talked into voting Republican. I’ve been converted to believe that indoor marijuana is just as good as outdoor.
The only drawback for me is that carcinogenic thing that comes with even the most “organic”sounding chemicals and that subtle cough that feels like brandy going down the wrong pipe.
The young guns who were selling the beautiful bud guaranteed me that one sure-fire way you can tell if the medicine is good, is that it will make you cough.
All good weed makes you cough. Yeah, right.
I think we’re heading to the Age of the McBud.

A Bill that would take Marijuana off the controlled substances list.

cannabis Washington, D.C. — When the smoke clears, it may be remembered as a rare moment of political unity in Washington. House of Representatives Democrat Barney Frank and conservative Republican libertarian Ron Paul joined forces to introduce a bill that would take marijuana off the government’s list of controlled substances and eliminate criminal penalties. “Criminally prosecuting adults for making the choice to smoke marijuana is a waste of law enforcement resources and an intrusion on personal freedom,” Frank said in a statement on Thursday. “I do not advocate urging people to smoke marijuana, neither do I urge them to drink alcoholic beverages or smoke tobacco, but in none of these cases do I think prohibition enforced by criminal sanctions is good public policy,” Frank said. The move comes a day after U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton returned from Guatemala and Jamaica on a trip aimed at injecting more funds and logistical support into American efforts to fight drug-trafficking. Critics argue U.S. attempts to beat back the drug trade have been costly and ineffective. According to the Office of National Drug Control Policy, the government spent about $15.1 billion on the fight against drug trafficking in fiscal year 2010, up from $14.8 billion in fiscal 2009. Marijuana is the most widely used illegal drug in the United States, with an estimated 11.5 million current users, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency. At least one-third of the U.S. population has used marijuana sometime in their lives, and most of that marijuana was smuggled in from Mexico and other parts of Latin America, the DEA said. The Global Commission on Drug Policy, a high-level international commission, earlier this month declared the global “war on drugs” a failure and urged nations to consider legalizing cannabis and other drugs to undermine organized crime and protect their citizens’ health. But Clinton says progress in Colombia, where drug violence is down sharply, as a model. “Our experience in Colombia has shown what proactive investments and committed partnership can do,” Clinton said in Guatemala on Wednesday.

Editing by Jackie Frank

Source: Reuters (Wire)

Author: Pedro Nicolaci da Costa

Published: June 24, 2011

Copyright: 2011

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